Monday, November 13

Noo Yawkah gives Borat knuckle sandwich - My knuckles are feeling the love

This is soooo satisfying:
BORAT star Sacha Baron Cohen was beaten up by a passer-by after he tried to play a prank as his alter ego.

He approached the man and said: “I like your clothings. Are nice! Please may I buying? I want have sex with it.”

But the bystander didn’t see the joke. He took one look at Cohen and punched him in the face.

The funnyman — known for his Borat catchphrase “Jagshemash!” — yelled for help but was slugged again and again.

New York, my kinda' town...

And not to seem prejudiced against the rest of the good ole' US of A, here's the response of a southern resident to the humoristic stylings of Mr. Cohen:


Is it just me, or does something stink in this Pollard story?


Something here seems really off about this story, as though the FBI is going out of its way to cause a stink about Pollard, and thrash even any possible chatter of a "release deal:"

From The Jerusalem Post:

According to new evidence released by the FBI on Monday, Jonathan Pollard not only passed classified information on to Israel, but also to Pakistan and Australia.

In a presentation given by FBI agent Ronald Olive that was broadcast on Channel 10, it was also revealed that Pollard was illegally involved in arms sales to Taiwan, France, Kenya, Afghanistan, and Argentina.

  • Court snubs Pollard claim against Eitan

    In his report, Olive made no mention of what type of information Pollard passed to Australia and Pakistan, nor of how it was transferred.

  • I saw the film clip on Channel 10 this evening, where Olive boasted about what he considered the amateurishness of how Rafi Eitan ran the affair, and something - maybe just my "Spidey sense" - redlined.


    Background about Pollard

    JerusalemOnline news update: Nov. 12th (Video - Channel 2 TV)


    • Olmert hints at military response to Iran
    • IDF Chief, war probe head lock horns
    • Off-road cyclists rocket downhill

    Click here or on image for latest
    Israel Channel 2 news update

    Sunday, November 12

    So, maybe size really does matter after all...

    Jerusalem neighbor, media colleague, professional videographer and tour guide Ross Culiner has a beautiful take of a chopper's-eye view of Israel at the Canadian Jewish News:
    I’ve had several opportunities in recent months to journey the length and breadth of Israel by helicopter. Helicopter flights are becoming an increasingly popular component of the tourist experience for those who can afford them. Not only is it possible, by economizing on travel time, to squeeze more into a single day, but there’s simply no better way of getting a real feel for the lay of the land.

    The big vistas from overhead give a very different picture from the one gained through incremental, sideways-looking eyefuls of Israel at ground level. And speaking for myself, I was astonished, despite my close familiarity with this country, at the incredibly rich and compressed diversity of landforms, land uses, climatic zones, and historical treasures that unfolds before your gaze.

    Here, for example, is a photo I took from a helicopter flight over Jerusalem this season last year:



    The Malha mall is at the bottom right, along with Teddy Stadium; the capital's southernmost neighborhood of Gilo is the ridge immediately above it, and Bethlehem and neighboring Beit Jala - both in Palestinian Authority areas, are right behind.

    And finally, for those who like to compare sizes, here a brand spankin' new website that shows Israel's size - West Bank included - in comparison to major cities abroad.

    Pretty revealing, after all.

    (HT: Backspin)

    Israel & Iran: Reaching For The 'Big Button'

    From Haaretz:
    Iran filed a complaint Saturday to the UN Security Council over remarks by Deputy Defense Minister Ephraim Sneh that Israel must be ready to prevent Iran's nuclear program "at all costs."

    (...) Sneh suggested in comments published Friday that Israel might be forced to launch a military strike against Iran's nuclear program - the clearest statement yet of this possibility from a high-ranking Israeli official.
    Which then prompted this ripost from Teheran:
    "If Israel takes such a stupid step and attacks, the answer of Iran and its Revolutionary Guard will be rapid, firm and destructive and it will be given in a few seconds," he said.
    And finally (umm - so to speak), from The Jerusalem Post:
    Israel has to prepare for a full-scale war, in which Syria will be an important player, an Israeli military official told the British Sunday Times. "The challenge from Iran and Syria is now top of the Israeli defense agenda, higher than the Palestinian one," another official said.
    For perspective, here are a few recent Iranian comments about Israel:
    • "Israel must be wiped off the map of the world…and God willing, with the force of God behind it, we shall soon experience a world without the United States and Zionism."

    • "the establishment of the Zionist regime was a move by the world oppressor against the Islamic world"

    • "the Islamic Umma (Nation) will not allow its historic enemy to live in its heartland"
    and more recently:
    • "All the conditions for the removal of the Zionist regime are at hand."

    • "Nations in the region will be more furious every day. It won’t take long before the wrath of the people turns into a terrible explosion that will wipe the Zionist entity off the map."

    • "The basic problem in the Islamic world is the existence of the Zionist regime, and the Islamic world and the region must mobilize to remove this problem."
    (HT: Daled Amos)

    More on this further down.

    Kinda' makes you wonder if the preceding, bucolic "Field of Dreams" post, is fast morphing into a field of fused glass.
    Ahh, and I wouldn't hold my breath on this
    one, especially after the US midterms...

    Baseball in Israel: 'If You Build It,' 'Ein Zo Aggadah'


    From Bangitout (gotta' love that name...), something I wrote about back in September:
    If your reason for not making aliyah was not having your kids be raised on baseball, you had better pack your mitt on your next trip as may have found it's new favorite pastime (assuming they have the patience for nine innings). Sure, Israelis think baseball is a Hollywood sport and ranks on the popularity charts next to sunflower-seed-spitting, but Israel's first baseball league held tryouts this week, and apparently, they didn't suck as badly as they thought they would. Their goal: to teach Israelis that headbutting a 95-mile-per-hour baseball hurts, and to be invited to the 2009 World Baseball Classic.

    Friday, November 10

    SPECIAL! JerusalemOnline news update/slideshow: Nov. 9th (Video - Channel 2 TV)


    Today's Headlines:

    As you may have noticed, I often post these video news reports. Why? Because I do them weekly, along with a great editorial, technical and administrative team.

    The whole JerusalemOnline crew got together a few Fridays ago at the "Lilit" restaurant in Tel Aviv to celebrate our one-year anniversary of providing the international viewer with a clear, concise, translated summary of Israel's Channel 2 main evening news report.

    So come join us for the festive breakfast (and try to match the newsreader's voice with the photo)!




    Raising a toast for the first year of JerusalemOnline.com!

    Thursday, November 9

    Late For the Sky - Tel Aviv (Photo)


    Late For The Sky. Click on image for larger version.
    (Photo: Dave Bender)

    The Tel Aviv skyline at night, with utterly brilliant clouds overhead. I shot this from a ninth-floor hotel balcony along the sea, looking eastward with a four-second shutter, and used Photoshop "Curves," and sharpening to push the brightness and contrast envelope.

    As I tweaked the shot, it reminded me greatly of a classic Jackson Browne LP cover (records? prehistoric, dude...) "Late For The Sky," which itself was a take on Belgian artist Magritte's famous "Empire of Light" series.

    (Cross-posted at Israelity)

    JerusalemOnline news update: Nov. 9th (Video - Channel 2 TV)


    Today's Headlines:

    Meet 2007's Israeli high-tech mavens - today (Exclusive Video)

    Sorry, I've been away - been working/reporting nearly nonstop from the Telecom 2006 conference in Tel Aviv for Israel21c.org, and Israelhightech.tv.

    We're getting edited video interviews with the "next big high-tech thing coming out of Israel" up on site as fast as possible.


    I spoke with the heads of "TV 'n' Go," and "Concealogram." Scroll down the images on the right-hand side of this page, near the bottom to view the Flash interviews.

    And here's a special, behind-the-scenes slide show I prepared about the talented and professional crew:


    The "Crew" (Click on the image for a hi-rez view)

    Search:

    Google
    Web Israel At Level Ground