Tuesday, April 14

This Just In: Jews Behind Somali Piracy

No, really. Who knew? A "jewish lake?!" Like over Passover in the Catskills way back when? Wondering minds want to know...
"Analysts are openly accusing Israel of sponsoring piracy off Somalia waters with the aim of transforming Red Sea into a Jewish lake. The immediate objective of USA, Israel and European countries is to prevent the inflow of arms to Islamist Al-Shabab that is on the verge of snatching power in Somalia and to steal Arab oil. Sea piracy has been blown up into a big threat to oil supplies to the west, Japan, China and others in order to internationalize the issue.

"Internationalization of security in Red Sea is being done under the pretext of fighting piracy to safeguard critical seal lanes and choke point of Suez Canal with the help of a combined multi-national naval force.

"Sooner than later, Israel would be asked to take control of this flotilla..."
I dunno', I hear the dolphins got there first...

More lunacy here.

Damn, but we're good at this world domination stuff. Now where's my Zionist World Domination check?

(H-T: visciousbabushka)

2 comments:

joe six-pack said...

Actually, Islam is more behind it than you guys. Muslim 'waters' extend beyond international limits and anyone going through owe them Tribute.

What I still do not understand is why do they not institute a convoy system.

Dave said...

Joe,

Actually, I'm sure you realize that I was being sarcastic, I'm sure...

The tribute issue that you mention and expand on in an intelligent blog post over by you, is very creditable.

Good point re the convoys as well - but, not to compare exactly - wasn't that a weak answer in WWII against u-boats swarms in the N. Atlantic?

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