"Roman Wars Against Cleopatra Instigated By The Jews"

Forget all you've read about Jewish/Israeli plots against the Arab world using vultures, sharks, and spiders and snakes and all the rest of the animal kingdom for that matter. That's all so "old skool." Well, new skool, actually, since it turns out that, according to Egyptian TV, we're ALSO behind this:

"Roman Wars Against Cleopatra Instigated By The Jews"

Day-um! I mean, are we good at this world control stuff, or what?

Me? I prefer this version. It got 100's of percent more truthiness per gram of matza: