Monday, January 10

"Roman Wars Against Cleopatra Instigated By The Jews"

Forget all you've read about Jewish/Israeli plots against the Arab world using vultures, sharks, and spiders and snakes and all the rest of the animal kingdom for that matter. That's all so "old skool." Well, new skool, actually, since it turns out that, according to Egyptian TV, we're ALSO behind this:

"Roman Wars Against Cleopatra Instigated By The Jews"


Day-um! I mean, are we good at this world control stuff, or what?

Me? I prefer this version. It got 100's of percent more truthiness per gram of matza:

Wednesday, January 5

Efrat: Misty Morn'


Click the photo to see the larger version (Dave Bender, All Rights Reserved)

A panoramic, chilly morning in the Judean hills at the community of Efrat, 20 minutes south of Jerusalem.

More photos here.

Tuesday, January 4

Israel Life: Jerusalem Cranes (photo)


Jerusalem construction cranes at sunset. (Photo: Pria Bender)

Israel Life: Why Tykes Shouldn't Drink Coffee

I mean, just look at those glassy eyes: forget the afternoon nap - this kid's wired for the week.


Hebrew banner: Z"HV = "Careful at crossings" (Photo: Dave Bender)

Monday, January 3

Iran: 'Harry Potter a Zionist Plot to Promote Devil Worship'

"If you thought the Harry Potter series was an innocent children's fantasy story, you're wrong, Iran says; it's actually part of a 'Zionist plot.'"


But of course. (Aww geez', we are, like, just so utterly outed now... that image itself is from "Diary of an Elder of Zion.")


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Tuesday, November 30

Jerusalem Holds Day-Long War Drill


(Photo: Dave Bender, All Rights Reserved)
By Dave Bender

Israel's National Emergency Authority (NEA) on Tuesday held a comprehensive eight-hour war drill in Jerusalem to prepare the city's residents for an all-out war with the Jewish state's adversaries.
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Sunday, November 21

Israel: Hitchhiking Home


'Efrat: Misty Morn'
Dave Bender, all rights reserved (Click the photo to embiggen for that panoramic look)

Not long ago, I hitchhiked my usual ride home from Jerusalem with an Efrat neighbor who was passing by the Gilo junction where everyone either catches a hitch, called a "tremp" in Hebrew, or an intercity bus - which comes by every 20 minutes or so.

It's usually much faster and often more interesting to hitch - and every time's a chance to meet someone new, learn something, often hear great music (speaking as a past radio programmer and DJ, folks in Gush Etzion and points south have awfully good musical taste) - and give someone a chance to rack up the mitzva points en route.
Dozens of riders, from teens to the elderly, regularly crowd together under the streetlamp alongside the bus bay, holding plastic shopping bags, backpacks and whatever else you'd lug along home after a day in town, at work or school.
They wait for rides to their communities, and - from firsthand experience - commonly not more that 10-15 minutes until a car or van going their way slows and shouts out the destination. The potential rider closest to the vehicle usually shouts out the destination for others who are going the same way.
Most evenings, there are two, three and sometimes even four vehicles pulling up at a time offering rides home. Amazingly, I haven't seen anyone hurt or a collision (yet...) as they clumsily merge back into the traffic lane alongside.
Guess that's just the way we roll in the Holy Land, so to speak...
After getting off a bus from in town, I stroll up to the junction and a car soon pulls up alongside.
The woman driver calls out, "Efrat;" I recognize her as a neighbor.
I get in, and a moment later a young woman walks up, carrying a infant, a car seat for the baby and a back pack.

Read that last sentence again, I'll wait...

...a slight young woman with a 1.5-mo.-old babe in arms, and baby gear, hitchhiked a ride with total strangers on a ride through the wild "West Bank," aka here, the hills of Judea.

Stop - hold that image.
She was headed to her village, Elazar, a short distance before Efrat along Rt. 60.
Our driver pulls out and we make small talk about visiting home towns overseas and family as we head off for the 14-km/9-mi drive along the two-lane road.
Our 15-min. southbound route under a brilliant full moon takes us into the Gush Etzion settlement bloc, past Bethlehem, Beit Jala and several other Palestinian Arab villages.
There have been numerous horrific shooting attacks against Jewish residents of our communities in the last several months, years, decades and more, but, on an evening like this, it somehow struck me as though we were somewhere in a would've, could've should've been small town, maybe somewhere in the rural U.S. dozens of years ago, before the idea of even a burly tough guy hitchhiking was an assumption of dangerous lunacy for either the driver or the ride.
Now think about that; hold that thought for a second.

Again, imagine the bond of trust, elemental "derech eretz" (innate decency, here), and healthy shared societal assumptions that brought together that vignette of the four of us, what it implies, and what it says about the hesed (grace), resilience and plain old decency and gumption of this society - as opposed to everything you read on the news about life here in Israel.
Now, could you envision such a scene like this anywhere else - really?

Shabbat Shalom.

Thursday, November 18

'It's like a religious Pac-Man!' Totally hysterical. Made. My. Morning.

"A clip from the British show "An Idiot Abroad." On this episode Karl Pilkington visits Israel."



No British boycott here... (oh, the stupid - it burns!)

Friday, October 8

Jerusalem Sunset


Jerusalem Sunset
Originally uploaded by Dave Bender
On the right is the cantilever "Bridge of Chords," pillar towering over the entrance to the city. The Calatrava-designed tower is a striking architectural centerpiece of the municipality's soon-to-be-completed light rail system.

More photos embossed on calendars, posters, mugs and such, for sale (via Paypal) are here: http://cafepress.com/davebender

Tuesday, October 5

Western Wall at Night ( Exclusive Panorama Photo)


Western Wall Plaza. Dave Bender (All Rights Reserved)
Click on photo for larger panorama.


"Folded notes of prayers, blessings and personal requests to the Almighty, pressed into the crevices of the Western Wall in Jerusalem's Old City. What happens when all the cracks between the Herodian -era stones are filled?

The answer is here:
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